its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Found the puke drawer
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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