let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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