...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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