Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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