this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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