The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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