chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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