ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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