so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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