Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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