office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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