i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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