What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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