Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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