I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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