i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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