So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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