i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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