I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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