well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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