I want to make a zoo with you.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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