I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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