oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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