I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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