he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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