I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I want to have your abortion
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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