she woke up with a sticky ear
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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