i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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