Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
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