You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Randomize
