fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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