Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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