I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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