Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
