Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Randomize
