Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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