Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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