Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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