STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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