Small penises have feelings too.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have already put on my inside pants.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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