The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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