I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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