the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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