How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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