This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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