You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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