Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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