dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The struggles of a small town man whore
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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