i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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