Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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