Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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