someone threw a dead crab at me
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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