the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
do herpes really smell.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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