Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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