awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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