Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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