I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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