So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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